

should i be in bed? yes
am i? hell no
should i be in bed? no
am i? hell yes
The only two moods
EUROPE MIGHT LOSE EUROVISION WHAT IS THIS
Okay Australia we invited you but you were never supposed to win
Eurovision, aka how to learn again what countries are in Europe
First of all : Australia
Australia is in Europe now, deal with it
*slams fist on the table* THAT’S WHAT I’M HERE FOR
Country representative: good evening stockholm. thank you so much for the amazing show we love you so much-
Swedish moderator: Just fucking tell us the 12 points
“sweden why are you so good at hosting”
“THEY’VE HAD ENOUGH PRACTICE”
eurovision during performances: come together! our hearts beats as one!
eurovision during voting: trust no one. burn all bridges. happy hunger games
tHEY WERE THE MOST EUROVISION ACT THIS YEAR AND THEY WERE TAKING THE PISS
Justin Timberlake at Eurovision 2016 had me like